Best Reasons to Visit an Emergency Room

Case 2: Must get to the hospital, NOW!
a 24 year old female was walking to the hospital, when she decided to call 911, complaining of "chest pain". Fair enough. But wait....
When the paramedics asked her why she called the ambulance, she said that she was scheduled for outpatient surgery, and was walking to the hospital, but running late; so she called 911, complained of "chest pain". Sure enough, she was whizzed to the E.R., and upon arrival to triage room, she said her chest pain was gone, but she needs to goto registration for outpatient surgery so she can have her procedure done. Suckers!

The Great American Name:

a series of orginal & creative names in America

This week: "Female" pronouced /feh-mal-lee/

Well, we know who messed up the pronouciation, but my question is, how dare the OB ward secretary name the baby without consulting her parents!